Straight White Boy Problem #183

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i cant go smoke on 4/20 with my friends because i’ll be at my grandpa’s house for easter. the solution? blaze with grandpa

digitalcable:

my favorite picture of eugene mirman

digitalcable:

my favorite picture of eugene mirman

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provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

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Tags: mmph
supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

starkravingdane:

epistemologicalfallacy:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

this is why german is the best

This is delightful.

haanigram:

SCOTT THOMPSON HOSTS POST MOTREM WITH MADS MIKKELSEN

renirabbit:

archiemcphee:

If you happen to find yourself about six miles east of Seoul, South Korea, be on the lookout for this awesome roadside attraction. Called The Dreamy Camera, it’s a two-story building designed to look like a gigantic Rolleiflex Camera. It’s a fully-funtional coffee shop and camera museum. We don’t think this enormous walk-in camera takes photos, but we love the idea of simply standing inside, looking out the lens window and taking a photo from the perspective of the giant camera.

Click here for additional photos and info.

[via Colossal]

Wow

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Tags: duude
twothumbsandlittleelse:

nosdrinker:

belugaqueen:

what

not again

this is a classic comic beat. the delivery man mixes up the boxes that are supposed to go to MAZDA with the boxes that were supposed to go to SPIDER-MANSION and this hilarious instance of spiders in cars and over at spider-mansion… well let’s just say there’s no need for all of these axles!

twothumbsandlittleelse:

nosdrinker:

belugaqueen:

what

not again

this is a classic comic beat. the delivery man mixes up the boxes that are supposed to go to MAZDA with the boxes that were supposed to go to SPIDER-MANSION and this hilarious instance of spiders in cars and over at spider-mansion… well let’s just say there’s no need for all of these axles!

itsvondell:

i forgot twins were real!!

fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}

Posy ring with pictogram inscription, ‘Two hands, one heart, Till death us part.’ Made in England in the 17th century (source).

Posy ring with pictogram inscription, ‘Two hands, one heart, Till death us part.’ Made in England in the 17th century (source).

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mother-rucker:

I’m so glad this photo exists

mother-rucker:

I’m so glad this photo exists

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