kimyookwon:

[drug dealer voice] hey kid….u want some…..oh fUCk *1000 pictures of steve buscemi fall out of jacket*

Tags: me

radioactivemongoose:

every damn time i’m doing my makeup i get an overwhelming urge to just give myself absurdly thick eyebrows. shout out to ned the piemaker

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

Reblogged from feat. T.S. Eliot

hello are you a ufo

hello are you a ufo

typeverything:

Typeverything.com
Roundhand Lettering Demo by Glen Weisge.

typeverything:

Typeverything.com

Roundhand Lettering Demo by Glen Weisge.

Straight White Boy Problem #183

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i cant go smoke on 4/20 with my friends because i’ll be at my grandpa’s house for easter. the solution? blaze with grandpa

digitalcable:

my favorite picture of eugene mirman

digitalcable:

my favorite picture of eugene mirman

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

Reblogged from ravioli
Tags: mmph
supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

starkravingdane:

epistemologicalfallacy:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

this is why german is the best

This is delightful.